Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Florida Rain

Yeah you can stop anytime now.

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

Wildstar

30 mins till server chaos ha!

sartorialcuration:

The one good thing about hitting rock bottom: Filtering out the people who don’t actually give a shit about you. Count your blessings with that. 

Truth

coolator:

white people

fastcodesign:

How To Moonwalk In 5 Easy Steps
Because its never too late to learn!
More> Co.Design

fastcodesign:

How To Moonwalk In 5 Easy Steps

Because its never too late to learn!

More> Co.Design

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My  Heart

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My  Heart

sh1re:

happy easter

This semester needs to end already…

adolee:

one of the best moments in star wars history.

reuterspictures:

Gallery: Life as an astronaut

A glimpse at what life is like for astronauts, on Earth and in space.